Sunday, May 06, 2007


I can't believe I'm adding more attention to the ultimate waste of space, but I haven't been able to escape this in the news, and everytime I hear it, I yell at the radio, or the tv, or make rude gestures at the paper. Hopefully I can write it out.

Paris Hilton, get over yourself. You drove drunk. You lost your license. You were put on probation. One of the conditions of probation is that you don't break the law. You were told to attend an alcohol education program, and enrol by February 12. You hadn't done it by April 17.

You drove without a licence. You got pulled over. You signed a piece of paper that acknowledged you shouldn't be driving. You were caught again. Speeding. Driving at night without headlights on.

Stop playing dumb and blaming your staff for you not knowing. You signed a piece of paper acknowledging you shouldn't be driving. If you are dumb enough to sign things you don't understand, you are definitely too dumb to be driving.

Driving is a privilege that comes with responsibilities, not a right. You forfeited that right when you chose to be so irresponsible.

Right now, the only people affected by your actions are yourself and your family. You are lucky. You could have killed someone. You could have injured someone. You could have killed yourself. That's not hot.

Time to grow up. Accept the punishment you have been given. Try not to make money off it. Just once. When you get out, pay a driver. I'm pretty sure you can afford it.


monicker said...

The big, mean ol' judge done made Paris cry!

Princess Banter said...

Yaaaaaar! Props to that judge who I'm sure received enough bribes and incentives from the Hilton family just to get Paris off the hook. I dunno what's wrong with Paris -- everyone else in her family seems smart enough to well stay out of the media and make something of themselves...

Pawlie Kokonuts said...

I'll give you 10 to 1 odds she either doesn't do time or it gets reduced. Money talks, sadly.

jellyhead said...

You've said it so well.

The woman has consistently acted like an idiot. She deserves to be punished for it.

Unfortunately, I agree with pawlie.....there is sure to be an appeal. Paris will remain free to attend to her daily whirlwind of facials and cocktails.