Automatic pilot

I know that I'm running on automatic pilot when:

• I get in the basement lift to get to work and press B and wonder why the lift doesn't move and the door doesn't shut
• I wave my work security pass at my front door and wonder why it doesn't open
• I put food in the cat's bowl and then put the empty tin on the floor and the bowl in the fridge
• I pay for my coffee and then walk off without it
• My mobile rings and I answer the home phone

Wake up Australia!!!