Monday, October 23, 2006

Indecent exposure, public drunkeness and a police visit...

I had my first farewell lunch today. Only 2 lunches, one breakfast and drinks to go. Today was my official lunch, the one that my boss said they were not paying for, but was then shamed into. Bitter, me?

All 40 odd of us headed down to a fairly new restaurant on the bay, and sat in front of the glass windows looking over the sand and the water. Because it was such a beautiful day, there were lots of people frolicking on the beach, and occasionally braving the still cold water.

We kept watching 2 men, who kept removing clothes until they were both naked. They were surrounded by empty beer bottles. One of them tried to get dressed again, but got a bit confused, and put his jeans on, and then his boardshorts. Interesting look. The other man decided it was all too hard, and just decided to stay wandering around naked. Not the look he should have aspired to. Someone said something to him, and then he tried to put his boardshorts on, but just couldn't do it, and ended up doing an impersonation of a starfish, with his shorts around his ankles. Shudder. My boss very kindly hoped that I appreciated the male strippers that she had arranged for me.

The local constabulary arrived, and helped them to get dressed properly and escorted them off the beach.

Priceless entertainment, but I really hope that the sunburn and the hangover don't both hit at once.

1 comment:

Franny said...

OMG that is classic! How come stuff like that never happens to me!??
Hope you're feeling ok today. I am still hungover from the weekend (Halloween party...not been out in AGES)
Oh, and I have added you to my fave list!